There is a Justin Bieber sex doll. Yup a barely legal Justin Bieber is being initiated into adulthood with his very own sex doll. The doll's name is Just-In Beaver. He’s inflatable and he’s only $32.95 (in case you were wondering). If you are thinking of getting one, you are NOT in luck. It's already sold out.
The wording on the packing itself is a gem.
Meet Just-In Beaver, the barely legal boy-toy who's waited 18 long years to stick his lil' dicky in something sticky! When he's not busy beating up paparazzi or beating off, he's up to his high-tops in hot Hollywood tail! But the Beave-ster doesn't have this effect just on women - he turns straight men gay faster than you can peel his skinny jeans off! So what are you waiting for, inflate this lil' pricks's ego even more and have your very own Beaver bash!
From The Examiner.
A new Justin Bieber sex doll has reportedly hit the market, bestowed upon a grateful world by The Pipedream Company. Be warned, the story only goes downhill from here. If you are under 18, easily offended or a die-hard Belieber, you may want to turn back now.
Already merchandised within an inch of his barely-legal life, teen dream Justin Bieber is used to seeing his face on everything from T-shirts to nail polish. There are considerably more appropriate Justin Bieber dolls marketed toward young girls. The new dolls we mentioned above, however, are definitely for adults only, and certainly not endorsed by the pop star himself.
The adult novelty company The Pipedream Company gives the following product description for the Justin Bieber sex doll, which they have dubbed the Just-In Beaver Love Doll:
"Meet Just-In Beaver, the barely legal boy-toy who's waited 18 long years to stick his lil' d---y in something sticky! When he's not busy beating up paparazzi...he's up to his high-tops in hot Hollywood tail!"
The crass description continues, "But the Beave-ster doesn't have this effect just on women–he turns straight men gay faster than you can peel his skinny jeans off!"
The inflatable "love doll", commonly referred to as a blow-up doll, is packaged in a white box with purple and blue lettering and features a Justin Bieber look-alike model on the front. The tag line "I'm NOT gay! (Ok maybe a lil')" appears on the box's hang-tag and the phrase "Beaver Fever" appears in large print at the bottom of the box.
Big shocker: the Justin Bieber sex doll (AKA Just-In Beaver love doll) has already sold out. A bargain at just $32.95, who could resist the chance to cuddle up (or whatever else) to an over-sized beach ball with anatomically-correct holes and Justin Bieber's face?